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  • 9-5 SURVIVOR แƒ’แƒแƒฉแƒ

    9-5 SURVIVOR แƒ’แƒแƒฉแƒ

    9-5 SURVIVOR แƒ’แƒแƒฉแƒ

    55.00 GEL
    Gocha survived the 9โ€“5 and left corporate life behind.
  • ALWAYS MAD แƒœแƒฃแƒœแƒฃแƒ™แƒ

    ALWAYS MAD แƒœแƒฃแƒœแƒฃแƒ™แƒ

    ALWAYS MAD แƒœแƒฃแƒœแƒฃแƒ™แƒ

    55.00 GEL
    Meet Nunuka. Gochaโ€™s wife.
  • ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW BIRTHDAY CARDS

    ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW BIRTHDAY CARDS

    ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW BIRTHDAY CARDS

    12.00 GEL
    Standard A6 greeting card (10.5 ร— 14.8 cm)
  • BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    15.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.
  • BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    15.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.
  • BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    18.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.
  • BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    18.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Even hotter people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.
  • BUILD YOUR OWN VOID STICKER PACK

    BUILD YOUR OWN VOID STICKER PACK

    BUILD YOUR OWN VOID STICKER PACK

    14.00 GEL
    Build your own emotional support sticker pack. Choose any 10 stickers your heart, or unresolved issues, desires and create your own custom Void Pack โ™ก Every pack comes tucked inside a tiny bag/pouch because we believe emotional instability should arrive beautifully packaged. Please note:โœฟ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview imageโœฟ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings
  • COCOA AT SUMMER CAMP

    COCOA AT SUMMER CAMP

    COCOA AT SUMMER CAMP

    50.00 GEL
    I often remember lunch time at summer camp and the cocoa I would sip every afternoon. I remember it, yet I remember nothing: neither the scent, nor the taste, nor the stories from that camp.ย 
  • CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING BIRTHDAY CARD

    CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING BIRTHDAY CARD

    CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING BIRTHDAY CARD

    12.00 GEL
    Standard A6 greeting card (10.5 ร— 14.8 cm) ย 
  • COTTON CANDY AT TBILISI ZOO

    COTTON CANDY AT TBILISI ZOO

    COTTON CANDY AT TBILISI ZOO

    45.00 GEL
    I know somewhere inside you there is a taste of cotton candy at Tbilisi Zoo from when you were little. Maybe you have never actually tasted it, and maybe you have never even been to Tbilisi Zoo, but you still know exactly what I mean when I say it. And you too remember the bright colors and the taste of this sugar fur ball, crusted around your mouth, and the sticky sweetness on our small hands, so small, innocent and caring. I had different eyes then. A different brain โ€”ย  innocent enough to mistake cages for homes. Back then I could not see the loneliness of those drugged, hollowed animals. So to me,ย  the zoo was bright and colorful and alive, and in my head the animals were happy there, in their own paradise, together with the ones they loved.ย  When crocheting this tie, I wanted to relive those colors โ€” the brightness that only a childโ€™s eyes can truly see. I think itโ€™s there, woven into those threads, and youโ€™ll feel it once you wear it. At least I hope you will. Wear it if you are brave enough to carry the colors this bright. But only if you think you can survive the crushing weight of something this soft and something this light.
  • CROCHETED YELLOW DRESS FOR KIDS

    CROCHETED YELLOW DRESS FOR KIDS

    CROCHETED YELLOW DRESS FOR KIDS

    100.00 GEL
    Hand-crocheted stitch by stitch, this sunny yellow dress is light, breathable, and soft enough for little adventures. Whether it's a birthday party, a family picnic, a beach holiday, or simply chasing butterflies in the backyard, it's the kind of dress that makes childhood look exactly how it feels.
  • DEAD & LOVELY

    DEAD & LOVELY

    DEAD & LOVELY

    90.00 GEL
    I crocheted this bag when I felt dead, uninspired, drained, and not-so-lovely. It took me months to finish because I couldnโ€™t make it look the way I imagined: the tones are a bit washed out, the shape is slightly off, and the illustration is far from what I intended. You might notice a slight color shift on the back โ€” yeap, that wasn't a design choice; I was just too exhausted to get out of bed and buy a second roll of yarn. So I worked with what I had, from my bed, completely spent. At some point, I stopped trying to fix it. Because there was no way to turn it into something perfect ๐Ÿซ  I canโ€™t force a seamless work of art out of a season of burnout, and maybe thatโ€™s the point. Sometimes I feel dead, washed out, and very imperfect. And the only way through is to let myself be exactly that. So, Iโ€™m leaving this bag as it is. I just hope it finds a home where this little fairy skeleton (maybe alien, maybe something else) can feel dead, but also very much lovely.
  • DINO LIKES TO DANCE (AIRPODS CASE)

    DINO LIKES TO DANCE (AIRPODS CASE)

    DINO LIKES TO DANCE (AIRPODS CASE)

    30.00 GEL
  • DO YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE TOGETHER? CARD

    DO YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE TOGETHER? CARD

    DO YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE TOGETHER? CARD

    12.00 GEL
    Standard A6 greeting card (10.5 ร— 14.8 cm) ย 
  • DUMB BOOKMARK

    DUMB BOOKMARK

    DUMB BOOKMARK

    30.00 GEL
    This bookmark is how my ADHD brain feels like when Iโ€™m trying to read something.ย  I opened a novel once.One paragraph mentioned a boat,Three hours later I was, ย researching,ย medieval shipbuilding techniques.That novel still remains unread.
  • EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE DEMOGORGON

    EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE DEMOGORGON

    EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE DEMOGORGON

    37.00 GEL
    I crocheted this in the fall of 2025, when the final season of Stranger Things was being teased and the entire internet (including me) collectively lost its mind. Back then, I was either stupid or optimistic enough to believe I could build an entire brand before the finale aired and ride the hype train straight into glory ๐Ÿ˜€ As you can probably tell from the fact that you're reading this in a fully established post-apocalyptic future where the finale has already come and gone, that did not happen. (Turns out building a brand takes slightly longer than a month. Who knewโ€ฆ) But, hey, true fans know that real love isn't measured by whether something is currently trending on TikTok.ย  The hype eventually disappears, but a cute, flower-faced interdimensional predator crocheted with questionable skills and pure excitement? That is forever.
  • Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable

    Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable

    Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable

    25.00 GEL
    Grannyโ€™s charger starts conversations. This is the ULTIMATE ice-breaker (speaking from experience!!) .
  • Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable (Blue)

    Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable (Blue)

    Floral USB-C to Lightning Fast Charging iPhone Cable (Blue)

    25.00 GEL
    Grannyโ€™s charger starts conversations. This is the ULTIMATE ice-breaker (speaking from experience!!) .
  • FRIDAY EVENING (mini crossbody bag)

    FRIDAY EVENING (mini crossbody bag)

    FRIDAY EVENING (mini crossbody bag)

    45.00 GEL
    A handmade crochet phone bag for spontaneous plans, golden hour walks, and nights that start with "just one drink."
  • FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    35.00 GEL
    This silly frog has one brain cell and it activates whenever someone brings a beverage.
  • GRANNY STICKER PACK (ENGLISH)

    GRANNY STICKER PACK (ENGLISH)

    GRANNY STICKER PACK (ENGLISH)

    12.50 GEL
    A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:โœฟ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview imageโœฟ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settingsโœฟ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers: โš ๏ธ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" English Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:ย  do not perceive me Please admire from afar (2x) แƒฆแƒแƒ‘แƒแƒ‘แƒ˜ positivityย  Bad decisions, great outfitsย  Fill the void, queen (green) God forbid a girl dissociates peacefullyย  Little miss doomscrollingย  Retired at 25 Thanks I prefer delulu I respect your wrong opinion โš ๏ธ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.
  • GRANNY STICKER PACK (GEORGIAN)

    GRANNY STICKER PACK (GEORGIAN)

    GRANNY STICKER PACK (GEORGIAN)

    12.50 GEL
    A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:โœฟ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview imageโœฟ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settingsโœฟ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:ย  แƒฆแƒแƒ‘แƒแƒ‘แƒ˜ positivityย  (2x) แƒ•แƒแƒฃ แƒ แƒ แƒ’แƒแƒ’แƒ แƒฎแƒแƒ  (pink) แƒ•แƒแƒฃ แƒ แƒ แƒ’แƒแƒ’แƒ แƒฎแƒแƒ  (black) แƒ”แƒœแƒ, แƒ›แƒแƒ›แƒฃแƒšแƒ˜, แƒ˜แƒžแƒแƒ—แƒ”แƒ™แƒ (pink) แƒ”แƒœแƒ, แƒ›แƒแƒ›แƒฃแƒšแƒ˜, แƒ˜แƒžแƒแƒ—แƒ”แƒ™แƒ (black) แƒกแƒ”แƒกแƒฎแƒ˜, แƒกแƒแƒชแƒแƒ‘แƒ˜, แƒ˜แƒœแƒคแƒšแƒแƒชแƒ˜แƒย  แƒ’แƒแƒœแƒฌแƒ˜แƒ แƒฃแƒšแƒ˜ แƒกแƒฃแƒšแƒ˜แƒกแƒ™แƒ•แƒ”แƒ—แƒ”แƒ‘แƒ (แƒ›แƒ”แƒ แƒแƒœแƒ˜)ย  แƒ—แƒฅแƒ•แƒ”แƒฉแƒ”แƒ›แƒ (green) แƒ—แƒฅแƒ•แƒ”แƒฉแƒ”แƒ›แƒ (black) fill the void, queen โš ๏ธ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.
  • GRANNY TODU gift card

    GRANNY TODU gift card

    GRANNY TODU gift card

    50.00 GEL
    Not sure what to choose? Let them pick their favorite. Purchase a GRANNY TODU Gift Card and we'll send a unique code straight to your email โ€” ready to share with someone special. The recipient can use it at checkout to shop anything from our collection, in any combination they like.

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