FOR (GRAND)KIDS

Meet Nunuka. Gocha’s wife.

Gocha survived the 9–5 and left corporate life behind.

The funny thing about my childhood is that adults never really managed to guess my size correctly. Almost everything they bought me was just a little too big. But that was fine, really. I would eventually start eating properly instead of throwing half my lunch onto the floor because the peas had accidentally touched the mashed potatos; I'd gain a few kilograms, grow a few centimeters, and eventually become enough to fill the clothes they had bought. It always had to happen that way: I had to fit the clothes, never the clothes to fit me. They had their measurements, their numbers, their expectations. And on the other side, there was little me, still struggling to count in kindergarten, but already brilliant at making up stories to help myself fall asleep. Looking back now, it feels strange that the numbers always seemed more important than the little person they were supposed to fit. "It's ok, she'll wear it in two years." As if I wasn't currently existing. As if the child standing in front of them was merely a rough draft of the future person worth dressing. Children aren't practice versions of adults ! Children are children and they already have favorite colors, strong opinions, dramatic meltdowns, imaginary friends. They know love, they know anger; They know the warmth of the sun and instinctively hide when the wind gets just a little too cold. They deserve beautiful things not in two or three years, but now. This little dress was made for exactly that. Let your little girl wear it, let her outgrow it. And when she does, fold it carefully and tuck it away in a drawer. Years from now, she'll open that drawer again. The dress will still be tiny, she – won't. But she'll know that, even when she was small, she was always taken care of. Always, always loved.

A coaster of our mascot, Todu The Toad, that has one brain cell and it activates whenever someone brings a beverage.

This silly frog has one brain cell and it activates whenever someone brings a beverage.

Hand-crocheted stitch by stitch, this sunny yellow dress is light, breathable, and soft enough for little adventures. Whether it's a birthday party, a family picnic, a beach holiday, or simply chasing butterflies in the backyard, it's the kind of dress that makes childhood look exactly how it feels.

Protects your earbuds from scratches and innocent strangers from having to look at boring technology.

Your pet's new favorite hat just dropped. Suitable for cats, small dogs, and weird humans with excellent taste 🌸

This bookmark is how my ADHD brain feels like when I’m trying to read something.  I opened a novel once.One paragraph mentioned a boat,Three hours later I was,  researching, medieval shipbuilding techniques.That novel still remains unread.

I crocheted this in the fall of 2025, when the final season of Stranger Things was being teased and the entire internet (including me) collectively lost its mind. Back then, I was either stupid or optimistic enough to believe I could build an entire brand before the finale aired and ride the hype train straight into glory 😀 As you can probably tell from the fact that you're reading this in a fully established post-apocalyptic future where the finale has already come and gone, that did not happen. (Turns out building a brand takes slightly longer than a month. Who knew…) But, hey, true fans know that real love isn't measured by whether something is currently trending on TikTok.  The hype eventually disappears, but a cute, flower-faced interdimensional predator crocheted with questionable skills and pure excitement? That is forever.

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A sparkly purple bandana with sequins from GRANNY TODU ✨ Absolutely special and made to make you stand out wherever you go.

Nobody knows what happened to husbands #1 and #2. Please have some manners and don't ask.