CORP GIRLIE

If you’ve heard that Andrew Garfield quote, “she was like a shot of espresso”,  and felt like you’ve never experienced that kind of love, try this bag. It’s warm, it’s rich, and unlike a toxic ex, it will actually hold your things and look good in photos. It's fully lined with bronze satin and has a metallic gold-tone chain intertwined with a printed silk-style scarf. THE ESPRESSO SHOT bag is wide enough to keep your tablet or e-reader safe in a silky, satin lining. 

Crocheted in blood-red and void-black like a warning sign you chose to ignore.

This notepad was inspired by my remarkable ability to forget things approximately four seconds after thinking about them. Now I write them down instead. ✦ 32 sheets✦ Y2K-inspired pixel UI design✦ Compact & lightweight✦ Perfect for desks, bags, and  planning sessions  Designed by GRANNY TODU for overwhelmed people with cute stationery addictions. *Every item in GRANNY'S STATIONARY is homemade - designed, printed, cut, and assembled by hand in Granny's tiny home studio.Please don't expect factory perfection.

🎁 Temporarily reserved for our giveaway. If the winner chooses another item, this piece will return after August 27. Stay tuned. 🐸 This is the long, standard necktie you actually have to tie yourself.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.

A retro-inspired to do list pad for people mentally running on low battery. Featuring a soft pink pixel desktop design and 33 sheets for your daily chaos, reminders, and lists.✦ 33 sheets✦ Y2K-inspired pixel UI design✦ Compact & lightweight✦ Perfect for desks, bags, and emotional support planning sessions

I originally planned to never sell this. 

A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:✿ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview image✿ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings✿ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers: ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" English Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:  do not perceive me Please admire from afar (2x) ღაბაბი positivity  Bad decisions, great outfits  Fill the void, queen (green) God forbid a girl dissociates peacefully  Little miss doomscrolling  Retired at 25 Thanks I prefer delulu I respect your wrong opinion ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.

A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:✿ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview image✿ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings✿ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:  ღაბაბი positivity  (2x) ვაუ რა გოგო ხარ (pink) ვაუ რა გოგო ხარ (black) ენა, მამული, იპოთეკა (pink) ენა, მამული, იპოთეკა (black) სესხი, საცობი, ინფლაცია  განწირული სულისკვეთება (მერანი)  თქვეჩემა (green) თქვეჩემა (black) fill the void, queen ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.

A handmade crochet phone bag for spontaneous plans, golden hour walks, and nights that start with "just one drink."

Inspired by the bold colors, pixel hearts, and rebellious charm of the Y2K era. To the lipsticks that survive until sunrise, and the memories that burn bright until morning comes.

Not sure what to choose? Let them pick their favorite. Purchase a GRANNY TODU Gift Card and we'll send a unique code straight to your email — ready to share with someone special. The recipient can use it at checkout to shop anything from our collection, in any combination they like.