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LIGHTERS & THONG BOOKMARKS

REAL GANGSTERS TAKE THEIR CIGS IN DUMB LITTLE CROCHETED CASES.

AND HAVE THEIR BOOKS IN BEAUTIFUL CROCHETED THONGS.

LIGHTERS & THONG BOOKMARKS
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  • BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sky blue & Red)

    18.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.

  • YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO แƒšแƒ”แƒ•แƒแƒœแƒ˜

    YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO แƒšแƒ”แƒ•แƒแƒœแƒ˜

    YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO แƒšแƒ”แƒ•แƒแƒœแƒ˜

    35.00 GEL

  • BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (RED & SKY BLUE)

    15.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.

  • SCARED GAS..LIGHTER

    SCARED GAS..LIGHTER

    SCARED GAS..LIGHTER

    25.00 GEL
    While youโ€™re busy gaslighting yourself into believing that the sixth cig today is a personality trait, that going to sleep at 4 AM is self-care, and that your screen time โ€œisnโ€™t that bad actuallyโ€โ€ฆ

  • I JUST WOKE UP

    I JUST WOKE UP

    I JUST WOKE UP

    25.00 GEL

  • BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    BOOKMARK THONG (MAGENTA & SKY BLUE)

    15.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Butย hottest people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.

  • JUDGEMENTAL AMPHIBIAN

    JUDGEMENTAL AMPHIBIAN

    JUDGEMENTAL AMPHIBIAN

    20.00 GEL
    This amphibian is ready to judge us all.ย 

  • FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    FROG COASTER FOR GLASSES & MUGS

    35.00 GEL
    This silly frog has one brain cell and it activates whenever someone brings a beverage.

  • GRANNY TODU gift card

    GRANNY TODU gift card

    GRANNY TODU gift card

    50.00 GEL
    Not sure what to choose? Let them pick their favorite. Purchase a GRANNY TODU Gift Card and we'll send a unique code straight to your email โ€” ready to share with someone special. The recipient can use it at checkout to shop anything from our collection, in any combination they like.

  • HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    30.00 GEL
    She's booked, busy, and mildly flammable. This is the handmade crochet lighter holder featuring pink hair, a red bikini, and absolutely no shame. Keeps your lighter easy to find while looking significantly more fabulous than it has any right to. *Lighter included ๐Ÿ’‹ย 

  • HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    HOT GIRL SUMMER (LITERALLY)

    30.00 GEL
    She's booked, busy, and mildly flammable. This is the handmade crochet lighter holder featuring pink hair, a red bikini, and absolutely no shame. Keeps your lighter easy to find while looking significantly more fabulous than it has any right to. *Lighter included ๐Ÿ’‹ย 

  • BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    BOOKMARK THONG (Sparky Pink with sequins)

    18.00 GEL
    Hot people read books. Even hotter people keep their books in beautiful thongs. Your books have been walking around naked for long enough. Give them the dignity they deserve with a GRANNY'S crocheted bookmark thong.

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