CORP GIRLIE

Why settle for one protective eye when you can have an entire audience protecting your aura? 

If you’ve heard that Andrew Garfield quote, “she was like a shot of espresso”,  and felt like you’ve never experienced that kind of love, try this bag. It’s warm, it’s rich, and unlike a toxic ex, it will actually hold your things and look good in photos. It's fully lined with bronze satin and has a metallic gold-tone chain intertwined with a printed silk-style scarf. THE ESPRESSO SHOT bag is wide enough to keep your tablet or e-reader safe in a silky, satin cocoon. 

Crocheted in blood-red and void-black like a warning sign you chose to ignore.

This notepad was inspired by my remarkable ability to forget things approximately four seconds after thinking about them. Now I write them down instead. ✦ 32 sheets✦ Y2K-inspired pixel UI design✦ Compact & lightweight✦ Perfect for desks, bags, and  planning sessions  Designed by GRANNY TODU for overwhelmed people with cute stationery addictions. *Every item in GRANNY'S STATIONARY is homemade - designed, printed, cut, and assembled by hand in Granny's tiny home studio.Please don't expect factory perfection.

This is the long, standard necktie you actually have to tie yourself.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.

A retro-inspired to do list pad for people mentally running on low battery. Featuring a soft pink pixel desktop design and 33 sheets for your daily chaos, reminders, and lists.✦ 33 sheets✦ Y2K-inspired pixel UI design✦ Compact & lightweight✦ Perfect for desks, bags, and emotional support planning sessions

I originally planned to never sell this.  I wanted a perfect rectangle shape, but I made it while I was still learning how to crochet, which, at the time, felt like a personal failure. But months have gone by, and although the shape still bothers me a little, I think it still deserves to see the light. And if it does not - then I have to hide too (Note to God, the Creator: when you were crocheting me, you also didn’t quite nail the perfect shape. So now I'm stack with my imperfections. Bit of a design flaw. Just friendly feedback, no hard feelings.)  Despite its existential crisis regarding geometry, Granny's crocheted case still protects your iPad. It’s thick, durable, and cushioned by the tears of a frustrated artist. P.S I really hope it finds a less critical and judgmental owner than me!

A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:✿ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview image✿ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings✿ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers: ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" English Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:  do not perceive me Please admire from afar (2x) ღაბაბი positivity  Bad decisions, great outfits  Fill the void, queen (green) God forbid a girl dissociates peacefully  Little miss doomscrolling  Retired at 25 Thanks I prefer delulu I respect your wrong opinion ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.

A carefully curated emotional support pack for your laptop, journal, mirror, phone case, existential crisis, or whatever surface currently carries your personality. Each pack contains a random assortment of GRANNY TODU stickers packed inside a tiny bag/pouch because emotional damage deserves cute packaging. Please note:✿ Sticker sizes vary and are not perfectly proportional to the preview image✿ Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings✿ Some stickers are tiny. Some are dramatic. Just like people.Georgian Sticker Pack includes 11 stickers:  ღაბაბი positivity  (2x) ვაუ რა გოგო ხარ (pink) ვაუ რა გოგო ხარ (black) ენა, მამული, იპოთეკა (pink) ენა, მამული, იპოთეკა (black) სესხი, საცობი, ინფლაცია  განწირული სულისკვეთება (მერანი)  თქვეჩემა (green) თქვეჩემა (black) fill the void, queen ⚠️ Warning: prolonged exposure may result in strangers asking, "Where did you get that sticker?" Failure to mention GRANNY TODU'S Instagram or Facebook may result in a disappointed amphibian staring at you judgmentally from across the swamp.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.

At some point while crocheting this collection, I became obsessed with creating designs that were completely unique and extraordinary.