TODU DIAGNOSIS CENTER

Todu Diagnosis Center

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

FREE AND MEDICALLY QUESTIONABLE DIAGNOSES

do not self-diagnose, trust the amphibians.

side effects might include self-awareness

PATIENT NAME

SLEEP QUALITY

CURRENT MENTAL STATE

functioning beautifully one inconvenience away from collapse pretending to answer emails spiritually buffering romantically exhausted overcaffeinated but hopeful

RECENT COPING MECHANISM

online shopping reorganizing my life at 2am making playlists instead of decisions doomscrolling professionally staring into space dramatically saying “it is what it is” pretending I’m mysterious instead of avoidant

OPEN TAB COUNT

normal amount 17 concerning amount my browser is begging for mercy

SOCIAL BATTERY

WHAT ARE YOU AVOIDING?

replying to messages making an important decision sleeping properly work tasks life someone emotionally unavailable

OPTIONAL BONUS QUESTION

Pick your current survival item

☕ iced coffee 🎧 headphones 💄 lip gloss 👜 emotional support tote bag 🎵 playlist named “ugh” 🐸 delusion