FOR (GRAND)KIDS

This bookmark is how my ADHD brain feels like when I’m trying to read something.  I opened a novel once.One paragraph mentioned a boat,Three hours later I was,  researching, medieval shipbuilding techniques.That novel still remains unread.

Protects your earbuds from scratches and innocent strangers from having to look at boring technology.

I crocheted this in the fall of 2025, when the final season of Stranger Things was being teased and the entire internet (including me) collectively lost its mind. Back then, I was either stupid or optimistic enough to believe I could build an entire brand before the finale aired and ride the hype train straight into glory 😀 As you can probably tell from the fact that you're reading this in a fully established post-apocalyptic future where the finale has already come and gone, that did not happen. (Turns out building a brand takes slightly longer than a month. Who knew…) But, hey, true fans know that real love isn't measured by whether something is currently trending on TikTok.  The hype eventually disappears, but a cute, flower-faced interdimensional predator crocheted with questionable skills and pure excitement? That is forever.