YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO ლევანი

YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO ლევანი

35.00 GEL
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YOUR LOCAL GYM BRO ლევანი

35.00 GEL

 

He thinks, therefore he burns

Meet Your Local Gym Bro ლევანი.

ლევანი discovered the gym six months ago and now has exactly one personality trait.

He'll tell you that deadlifts cure anxiety, creatine fixes burnout, and "you just need discipline, bro."

Therapy... Never heard of it.

His head is literally on fire, yet somehow he still thinks he's giving life-changing advice.

  • believes discipline makes you forgive your dad
  •  thinks depression is just dehydration
  • thinks heartbreak is low testosterone
  • believes emotions are stored in body fat 

He doesn't have emotional intelligence. But he has biceps.

Lighter included*

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